What made me laugh today

Dr. Turk: After our examinations yesterday we discovered a malignant melanoma on Cole’s chest. He’s been generous enough to let us use his case as a teaching tool.
Cole: Mm! You hear that? I’m a tool, yo.
Drew: Well…
Dr. Turk: Drew, he’s sick. Let’s just… let it slide. This slide is a magnified image of Cole’s mole. How is it different from a benign one?
Drew: Well, it’s dark with undefined edges.
Cole: You’re dark with undefined edges.
Drew: That doesn’t even make any sense.
Cole: You don’t make sense.
Dr. Turk: Okay, you know what? We’ll just move on to the questions.
Student: Dr. Turk, doesn’t melanoma sometimes spread into lymph nodes?
Drew: They caught it early. So it’s an extreme scenario.
Cole: You’re an extreme scenario. I’m sorry, Dr. T. He just keeps settin’ me up.


Scrubs - "Our Driving Issues", Season 9, Episode 12